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AFTERWORD Here is another case in which (as in "The Good Samaritan") I have managed to bend the usual formula without doing irrevocable harm to it. After all, by now the Black Widowers have solved no fewer than forty - seven problems and it is not in the least implausible that the word might have gotten out, and that, therefore, something would happen as it did in this story - an intrusion. And so I say farewell once again, and very reluctantly. There are few stories I write that I enjoy as much as I enjoy my Black Widowers, and having written forty - eight of them altogether has not in the least diminished my pleasure or worn out their welcome to my typing fingers. I can't guarantee that this is true of my readers as well, but I certainly hope it is.

"Breeds There a Man?" Copyright (c) 1951 by Street and Smith Publications, Inc. Police Sergeant Mankiewicz was on the telephone and he wasn't enjoying it. His conversation was sounding like a one-sided view of a firecracker. He was saying, "That's right! He came in here and said, 'Put me in jail, because I want to kill myself.' "... I can't help that. Those were his exact words. It sounds crazy to me, too. ". . . Look, mister, the guy answers the description. You asked me for information and I'm giving it to you. ". . . He has exactly that scar on his right cheek and he said his name was John Smith. He didn't say it was Doctor anything-at-all. ". . . Well, sure it's a phony. Nobody is named John Smith. Not in a police station, anyway. ". . . He's in jail now. ". . . Yes, I mean it. "... Resisting an officer; assault and battery; malicious mischief. That's three counts. "... I don't care who he is. ". . . All right. I'll hold on." He looked up at Officer Brown and put his hand over the mouthpiece of the phone. It was a ham of a hand that nearly snumber 2 pencilswallowed up the phone altogether. His blunt-featured face was ruddy and steaming under a thatch of pale-yellow hair. He said, "Trouble! Nothing but trouble at a precinct station. I'd rather be pounding a beat any day." "Who's on the phone?" asked Brown. He had just come in and didn't really care. He thought Mankiewicz would look better on a suburban beat, too. "Oak Ridge. Long Distance. A guy called Grant. Head of somethingo-logical division, and now he's getting somebody else at seventy-five cents a min . . . Hello!" Mankiewicz got a new grip on the phone and held himself down. "Look," he said, "let me go through this from the beginning. I want you to get it straight and then if you don't like it, you can send someone down here. The guy doesn't want a lawyer. He claims he just wants to stay in jail and, brother, that's all right with me. "Well, will you listen? He came in yesterday, walked right up to me, and said, 'Officer, I want you to put me in jail because I want to kill myself.' So I said, 'Mister, I'm sorry you want to kill yourself. Don't do it, because if you do, you'll regret it the rest of your life.' "... I am serious. I'm just telling you what I said. I'm not saying it was a funny joke, but I've got my own troubles here, if you know what I mean. Do you think all I've got to do here is to listen to cranks who walk in and". . . Give me a chance, will you?" I said, 'I can't put you in jail for wanting to kill yourself. That's no crime.' And he said, 'But I don't want to die.' So I said, 'Look, bud, get out of here.' I mean if a guy wants to commit suicide, all right, and if he doesn't want to, all right, but I don't want him weeping on my shoulder. ". . . I'm getting on with it. So he said to me. 'If I commit a crime, will you put me in jail?" I said, 'If you're caught and if someone files a charge and you can't put up bail, we will. Now beat it.' So he picked up the inkwell on my desk and, before I could stop him, he turned it upside down on the open police blotternumber 2 pencils. ". . . That's right! Why do you think we have 'malicious mischief tabbed on him? The ink ran down all over my pants.